An Original Animated Universe by A Sinister Sly
POUR
DECISIONS™
One Universe. Hundreds of Bad Ideas.
ENTER THE BAR
An Original Animated Universe by A Sinister Sly
One Universe. Hundreds of Bad Ideas.
Welcome to Pour Decisions — an ancient bar built before the collapse, sitting at the edge of a world that never fully recovered. The north is frozen solid. The sky cities float above the ruins. And somehow, every broken soul finds their way to Stormbite Beach.
Anthropomorphic animals. Sentient food. Conspiracy theories baked into every wall. A VIP balcony that answers to no one. A basement nobody goes near. And a bar that won't let you leave until it's done with you.
This is the worst bar at the end of civilization. That's why everyone keeps coming back.
They drink here. They live here. They're probably here right now.
Running the worst bar in the simulation. Someone has to.
Not staff. Not regulars. Just impossible to get rid of.
They talk. They argue. They end up on the menu anyway.
"The bar doesn't fix anything.
That's why everyone keeps coming back."
Two wildcards. Two versions of the truth. The Drunken Fool sees everything. The Reptilian sees through everything. Neither is wrong. Neither will tell you which is which.
Every character has a story. Every story has a sound. Southern gothic rock, sea shanties, dark pop, rockabilly techno — nothing sounds like anything else.
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The Hollow Moon — It's not a rock. It never was.
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Every character in the universe lives on a collector card. 114+ designs across stickers, prints, shirts, mugs, and more. The full deck is available — every suit, every card.
